“I trust everything I buy from you. My super sensitive skin loves your salves and butters! And your teas are tasty!”
-Kerstin
“I recommend the Medusa’s Hair Oil! Leaves scalp feeling amazing, hair soft and manageable and it helps hair to grow fast and strong! The smaller size is perfect for travel!”
-Bobbie F.
“My dogs absolutely loved the Beast Balm! So did I!! It calmed the itchy. I bought some to give out for Christmas it worked so well. Every time I start getting anxious I spray my Calm the F*ck Down on .. and I do use that! The taste of Your Attention Please! Tincture is so electric! Def will try new items when out of what I have!”
-Marnel T.
“I had resorted to prescription steroid creams as I suffer from eczema and psoriasis on my hands. I worked with Sande and she created the Healing Salve to meet my needs. After two months of use, my hands are significantly less inflamed and scaly. I apply at night before bed. I am glad to have another option.”
-Natalie
“All are amazing products, but the Sleepy B Oil is my favorite. Sleep is most important to me, so this product is worth its weight in gold. Smells incredible as well. I fell asleep faster and stayed asleep longer, helping me get more rest and feeling more refreshed upon waking up. I received samples of the Healing Salve and itchy Bitch Salve and I was really impressed. Healing salve exceeded my expectations. It sped up the healing process by at least 3 times the usual time. It helped heal faster, with less irritation and reduced scaring. Itchy Bitch works almost instantly relieving pain and itching of bites. I would recommend all these products because they are proven to work time and time again. I’m even told that crusty old men have been convinced of the amazingness of these products.”
-Justin M.
“I recently purchased Hot in To-pe-ka Tea, Achy Breaky Tincture, Sleepy B Oil, and Calm the F*ck Down spritzer. I used the Achy Breaky for headaches, toothaches, and menstrual cramps. I use the Sleepy B oil before going to bed to help me sleep, and I spray the Calm the F*ck Down spritzer on my pillow before bed to help me relax. I received samples of Well, Butter my Biscuits! Body Butter and Sunshine on my Goddam A$$ body oil. Both the body butter and body oil left my skin soft and super hydrated.”
-Barbara T.
“I have been a long time user of the products offered, but my favorites are Blood Moon Tincture and Achy Breaky Salve. I love the combination of Blood moon with Achy Breaky salve. It is a real life saver. It helped make my cramps go away to where I can function where before I laid in bed unable to move for the worst of my menstrual cycle.”
-Toni C.
“My fave product is the Healing Salve with the Sleepy B Oil being a very close second fave. They both smell SO GOOD and really feel good on your skin. The Healing Salve has endless uses and I wish I could buy it by the TUB FULL!! I love these products so much and you definitely have a customer for life!”
-Tamme M.
“I recently tried the Achy Breaky Tincture + Salve. I absolutely loved the tincture. I have used it for both stress relief and pain relief. I love the texture of your salves. They soak into the skin nicely! I would absolutely recommend the Achy Breaky line.”
-Christine N.
“I recently tried Achy Breaky Tea, Achy Breaky Salve, Achy Breaky Tincture, Hot in Topeka Tea, Itchy Bitch Salve, and the Sleepy B Oil. My favorite was the Sleepy B Oil. I loved the smell and it helped us (my family) relax. Itchy Bitch Salve kept the bugs away, and Achy Breaky Tincture worked (when I remembered to use it).”
-Tony K.